My family knew just what I needed for my birthday: more music, more singing, more dancing. So they gave me this JawBone by JamBox. It connects to my iPhone via Bluetooth and projects my Pandora tunes 360-degrees. It's smaller than my youngest son's shoe and more powerful than the shoe's potent aroma.
It already has me doing a mighty fine jig. Being halfway to a right angle, which is virtually halfway to heaven by my calculations, I believe I have license to dance like no one is watching. Unfortunately, someone was watching . . . and recording:
It was the smell of the child's shoes that gave him away.
My children have suggested, though they say they do not wish to discourage me from dancing, that I may not want to do this particular move anymore.
Kids. What do they know?
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