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Wednesday, November 20, 2013

Aisle 6: Everything Nice

Sugar and spice and everything nice, that's what little girls are made of. And they're on Aisle 6 at the IGA.

Check the meat department for snips and snails and puppy-dog tails. You'll probably find little boys hanging around the IGA meat department, too. They're picking up packages of pigs' feet and brains and running over to aisle 6 with them to make the little girls scream in disgust.

It's just another day of grocery shopping in the South, where we don't really care what you do as long as you don't walk and smoke and you wear shoes in public buildings.

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William Kendall said...

Would little boys really, really do that....?

....okay, well, yes.

Lucy Adams said...

My boys are the worst about running through the grocery store brandishing animal parts! I should tell them they have to eat whatever they touch.