Sugar and spice and everything nice, that's what little girls are made of. And they're on Aisle 6 at the IGA.
Check the meat department for snips and snails and puppy-dog tails. You'll probably find little boys hanging around the IGA meat department, too. They're picking up packages of pigs' feet and brains and running over to aisle 6 with them to make the little girls scream in disgust.
It's just another day of grocery shopping in the South, where we don't really care what you do as long as you don't walk and smoke and you wear shoes in public buildings.
Enter to win:
This month, every person who uses the buttons below to purchase a signed copy of If Mama Don't Laugh, It Ain't Funny or Tuck Your Skirt in Your Panties and Run or The Beast of Blue Mountain will be entered in a drawing to win an If Mama Don't Laugh apron (a $23.00 value). The apron reads If Mama Don't Laugh It Ain't Funny and is Teflon coated to resist stains. Winner will be selected in a random drawing and notified on Monday, December 2.
Buy one of each book and have your name entered in the drawing three times. Buying two of the three books enters your name two times. Buying one of the three books enters your name one time.
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